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hi i am steve

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frequently asked questions:

how old are you?

  • i am 18 years old and i will be 19 on august 15th.

are you gay?

  • no

are you single

  • yes, but i’m not looking.
where are you from?
  • i was born in upstate new york, and lived there (around syracuse) until i was 15, when i moved to fort myers, florida. i spent a few years there before attending college in miami for 2 semesters. right now i’m living in fort myers again and will be moving to orlando (hopefully) in august.

what are your political views?

  • this is a really broad question and i can’t answer it accurately without going on some kinda tirade, so, feel free to ask me specific questions about where i stand on certain issues. but in general, i tend to be more socially liberal, a bit more economically conservative. most of my beliefs are founded in some form of libertarianism. 

what are your religious views?

  • i’m not religious.

will you check out my blog?

  • sometimes. i’m pretty happy with the amount of people i’m following, so i usually don’t look at or follow new blogs. 

why don’t you answer my messages?

  • i get hundreds of messages a day, so it’s hard for me to keep up, i’m sorry. i try to respond to everything but sometimes things just slip past me.
  • if it’s an anonymous message, i usually won’t respond unless you have something genuinely interesting or funny to say. i get so many anons a day that i would hit post limit if i posted them all. if you want to have a conversation with me, come off anon, i’m really nice, i promise.

(insert compliment here)

  • i read all of your compliments and i really appreciate them, you guys are seriously way too sweet to me. i won’t post them if they’re anonymous but i’ll try to always respond privately if i can. but really, thank you so much.

how do i get into your /tagged/ucouldgetit?

  • i usually only put people in there that that i’m friends with. if i don’t put you in there it doesn’t mean you couldn’t get it ok

if there’s anything else you want to know, feel free to ask!

(and please, come off anon so i can have a real conversation with you!)