literally wants to jump off a tall building into a pool of alligators
every time i go to youtube it’s like i’m playing russian roulette except instead of possibly getting shot i might have to listen to that one evanescence song
if gatorades could have tumblrs lemon-lime would be the only one who was relevant and orange would be an offensive blogger
Anonymous asked: how's your new job going?
it’s going good omg the work is pretty easy and i’m getting like 15 hours a week ish so far so that’s good i should have enough money by the end of summer to pay for my security deposit!
Anonymous asked: man you have really nice eyebrows, do you wax them or what
no omg i literally have no routine to take care of my face or hair or anything i just brush my teeth like that’s it
“i’m so fat”
weighs like 63 pounds
farts
brilliant-lites replied to your post: i can’t decide which would be more uncomfortable …
I would worry if I were you…both situations are equally unlikely.
yeah you’re right i would never go on a date with miranda cosgrove
